Long May She Reign...

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i’m not gay, but if i was - …
“you try to turn me gay like every day, frankie. i feel like you get closer and closer every time
it ain’t gonna happen……..but
"you can still try though. i like it when you try.”
“frankie stop you’re turning me on"
"bro, i wanna fuck frankie."
"if we lived together… it’d be over, i’d be gay.”
~blah blah blah frankie’s perfect blah funniest person i’ve ever met blah blah gonna be famous omg he’s like my bf blah blah frankie this frankie that frankie frankie frankie blah blah~
“too bad i’m not gay, right?”
“why don’t you just go naked? i won’t feel weird.”
~death glares at caleb or cody or anyone that’s within a 5 mile radius of frankie~
“don’t get too close to him”
“i can see why (gay sex) is exciting”
“i’m in love with you without a doubt”
~throws frankie on the bed and straddles him~
“speaking of hot ass men…. you tanned sexy beast….. you look hot…. doesn’t he look hot….”
“if i was gay i’d be obsessed with you…….. i mean i am”
~rubs frankie’s back until they fall asleep~
“i would not be hesitant to ask”
”yes i will bang you”
“if i ever question my sexuality, you’ll be the person i experiment with”
*sings* i’ll make love to frankie
“i’ll be your bae”